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鲍里斯（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰）成长于一个人丁兴旺的俄罗斯大家庭里，在诸多的兄弟之中，要数他的身板和胆识最为渺小。在鲍里斯的眼中，表姐索嘉（黛安·基顿 Diane Keaton 饰）一直都是缪斯般的存在。可是，索嘉宁愿嫁一个渔夫，也不愿选择鲍里斯。令鲍里斯深受打击的事情远远不止这一件，战争开始了，为了效忠国家，鲍里斯被迫拿起长枪走上了战场。 一次偶然中，鲍里斯成为了战斗英雄，荣归故里的他几经波折，居然赢得了此时已成为寡妇的索嘉的芳心，两人组成了人人羡慕的幸福家庭。好景不长，战火再次袭来，拿破仑攻占了莫斯科，鲍里斯必须重回战场。无法忍受离别之苦的索嘉决定一劳永逸——刺杀拿破仑。于是，一对傻头傻脑的夫妻带上他们的猎枪，就这样出发了……
长篇影评
1 ) 爱与死.最后的与死神之舞。
"问题是，我有没有从生命中学到什么东西？我只知道人类可以被分为两大块：心灵和肉体。心灵拥抱所有高尚的志趣，譬如诗歌和哲学，而肉体获得所有的乐趣。重要的事，我认为是不要痛苦失望。你知道，要是果真存在着上帝，我不认为他是个坏蛋。我想你最多可以说他基本上是个力不从心的家伙。不管怎么说，你知道，生命中有比死亡更糟糕的事。我是说你要是和一个保险推销员过过一个夜晚，你就很明白我的意思了。这里的关键是，我认为，不要把死亡看成是终结，更应该把它看成是一种非常有效的途径，可以用来削减你的开支。至于说到爱…呵……你知道，我还有什么好说的呢？不要计较你发生性关系的数量，重要的是质量。从另一方面来说，如果数量降到了每八个月一次以下的话，那么我肯定要仔细检查一下了。好了，我的故事差不多讲完了，朋友们。"
2 ) 话痨、荒诞、梗超多
一言以蔽之，废柴毛子男主被迫上战场后意外成为英雄，如愿娶了青梅寡妇，俄法战争时夫妻刺杀拿破仑失败，男主被枪毙。
这电影里的梗是真的多，一部确实让我笑出了声的有点kitsch的荒诞无厘头喜剧。
欢迎来到Woody Allen的Dostoevsky作品填词游戏——
“还记得隔壁家的男孩拉斯柯尔尼科夫（《罪与罚》）吗？他杀了两个女人。波比从《卡拉马佐夫兄弟》那里听说的。”
“他肯定是被《鬼》附身了。”
“他只是个《少年》。”
“A raw youth？他是个《白痴》。”
“他假装《被侮辱与被损害》了。”
“我听说他是个《赌徒》。”
更别提爱森斯坦《战舰波将金号》、艾略特《荒原》、托尔斯泰《战争与和平》、伯格曼《第七封印》《假面》、莫扎特《魔笛》、斯宾诺莎《伦理学》、苏格拉底语录柏拉图《会饮》、古希腊同性社会、三段论、存在主义、陀在行刑前最后一刻被沙皇赦免的梗了，据说还有卓别林？以及我没看出来的更多。
有些台词也很有意思，比如Sonja的3ual理论和love&suffer理论，Boris的死前独白等。
不难看出Woody对爱情有着完美浪漫的幻想情怀，认为灵魂契合重于肉体性吸引，文青的典型爱情观，not a bad thing though.
3 ) 还是那么疯
还是那么疯。
爱与死
我父亲有一块很小的土地
然后掏出一块巴掌大小的草坪，邻居问他地卖不卖，他说不卖
“他一直想在上面建房子。虽然他有点毛病，但我还是很爱他”
（物体的尺寸和平常的不一样：如科学城的大水果，和性爱宝典的大奶，这里则是很小的房子）而且大家都习以为常
智力上 精神上 肉体上
打仗的时候有人买爆米花
死人站起来聊天 让主角帮忙把订婚戒指退掉 因为税收的原因
乡村白痴大会
女主人老公死了马上约其他几个人吃饭
要刺杀拿破仑，主角对着观众吐槽
刺杀拿破仑太难了，首先刺杀很不道德，其次他太小个头，很难打中
弗朗西斯科先生，我腰带松了，你可以过来帮我托着胸部吗
拿破仑在甜点上和英国佬竞争，要让拿破仑糕点比惠灵顿牛肉更快研发出来（在无关紧要的事情上大下功夫）
不停复读对方的话
亲我
你要哪种
八号吧
八号就是两个四号，四号还是很容易的
用瓶子打人打不中，只能装一直打妻子，结果把妻子打晕了
刺杀拿破仑的时候，拿破仑晕倒了，他们在这危急时刻开始讨论起道德问题（观众急他不急）然后再补一刀继续聊
在监狱里疯狂用陀思妥耶夫斯基的角色聊天
“邻居是拉斯克尼科夫 杀了两个老人”
他们是从卡拉马佐夫兄弟那听来的
最后和死神一边跳舞一边离开
4 ) 【To Love Is To Suffer】--by Woody Allen
To love is to suffer,
To avoid suffering,
one must not love .
But then one suffers from not loving,
therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer,
to suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love,
to be happy then is to suffer,
but then suffering makes one unhappy,.
Therefore,to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer
or suffer from to much happiness.
To avoid suffering,
one must not love .
But then one suffers from not loving,
therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer,
to suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love,
to be happy then is to suffer,
but then suffering makes one unhappy,.
Therefore,to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer
or suffer from to much happiness.
5 ) 台词摘抄
-1-
How I got into this predicament I'll never know. Absolutely incredible. To be executed for a crime I never committed. Of course, isn't all mankind in the same boat? Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.
-2-
If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... the most foul of all crimes. What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.
-3-
Father: Remember that nice boy next door, Raskolnikov?
Boris: Yeah.
Father: He killed two ladies.
Boris: What a nasty story.
Father: Bobak told it to me. He heard it from one of the Karamazov brothers.
Boris: He must have been possessed.
Father: Well, he was a raw youth.
Boris: Raw youth, he was an idiot!
Father: He acted assaulted and injured.
Boris: I heard he was a gambler.
Father: You know, he could be your double!
Boris: Really, how novel.
-4-
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
-5-
The question is: have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, you know, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye.
How I got into this predicament I'll never know. Absolutely incredible. To be executed for a crime I never committed. Of course, isn't all mankind in the same boat? Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.
-2-
If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... the most foul of all crimes. What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.
-3-
Father: Remember that nice boy next door, Raskolnikov?
Boris: Yeah.
Father: He killed two ladies.
Boris: What a nasty story.
Father: Bobak told it to me. He heard it from one of the Karamazov brothers.
Boris: He must have been possessed.
Father: Well, he was a raw youth.
Boris: Raw youth, he was an idiot!
Father: He acted assaulted and injured.
Boris: I heard he was a gambler.
Father: You know, he could be your double!
Boris: Really, how novel.
-4-
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
-5-
The question is: have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, you know, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye.
6 ) Love and Death 1975
黛安基顿A与伍迪艾伦B在这部里的对话和台词。
A：“假如上帝不存在，那么每个人都可以想干什么就干什么，那么，这样一来，有什么东西可以阻止你不去杀人呢？”
B：“杀人是不道德的。”
A：“道不道德是很主观的。”
B：“是啊，可主观性有其客观的一面。”
A：“从理性的感知体系看没有客观性。”
B：“感知本身是非理性的，它意味着迫在眉睫的事。”
A：“但是对任何系统的判断，或现象之间先验的关系，存在于任何理性的、或形而上学的、或至少是认知论上的，对一个抽象的经验主义的概念——诸如存在、或将要存在、或将要在事物内部发生、或与事物本身想联系——的矛盾之中。”
B：“是啊，这我说过许多遍了。”
A：“我们必须相信上帝。”
A: “爱就是一切，B。我希望能遇见某个男人，一起登上激情的高峰。某个能体现爱的三大要素的男人——智力上、精神上、肉体上。”
B: "嗯，我们当中这样的人可不多啊，不过，你的愿望可以实现的。"
A: "那么多女人轻易地就出卖了自己。
B: "我知道，可怜的人。"
A: "她们为金钱而结婚。"
B: "金钱！是啊，金钱。"
A: "但是，我跟你说，我会觉得，那仿佛是在浪费我的生命，如果我没有深深地爱上一个男人，一个具有令我尊敬的头脑，和在精神上与我相当的男人，他还与我有着同样的、对肉欲的激情所产生的难以抑制的贪恋，那简直让我发疯了。"
B: "你是个不可思议地复杂的女人。"
A: "我想你可以这么说：我一半是圣徒，一半是娼妓。" (I guess you can say me ‘half saint, half whole’.)
B: "看看他，如果我不杀了他，他就会把整个欧洲拖入战争。可是谋杀？苏格拉底会怎么说？所有的希腊人都是同性恋。天呐，他们的聚会一定疯狂极了。我打赌他们一定挤在克里特岛的一间房子里度过夏天.（一）苏格拉底是男人。（二）所有男人都会死。（三）所有男人都是苏格拉底。那就是说所有男人都是同性恋。我不是同性恋。当然有一次，几个哥萨克士兵朝我吹口哨。我碰巧拥有那样的体形，可以激发起两性的性趣。但是，你知道，有些男人是异性恋的，有些男人是双性恋的，而有些男人则根本对性毫无兴趣。你知道，他们就成了律师。"
A: "爱就是遭罪。为了避免遭罪，就不要去爱。但是这样一来又会因为没有爱而遭罪。因此，爱是遭罪，不爱也是遭罪，遭罪就是遭罪。要幸福就要去爱，要幸福于是就要遭罪，可是一遭罪又不觉得幸福。因此，要想不幸福就必须去爱，或因爱而遭罪，或因太多的幸福而遭罪……"
To love is to suffer,
To avoid suffering，
one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving,
therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer,
to suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love,
to be happy then is to suffer,
but then suffering makes one unhappy,.
Therefore to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer
or suffer from to much happiness.
B: "问题是，我有没有从生命中学到什么东西？我只知道人类可以被分为两大块：心灵和肉体。心灵拥抱所有高尚的志趣，譬如诗歌和哲学，而肉体获得所有的乐趣。重要的事，我认为是不要痛苦失望。你知道，要是果真存在着上帝，我不认为他是个坏蛋。我想你最多可以说他基本上是个力不从心的家伙。不管怎么说，你知道，生命中有比死亡更糟糕的事。我是说你要是和一个保险推销员过过一个夜晚，你就很明白我的意思了。这里的关键是，我认为，不要把死亡看成是终结，更应该把它看成是一种非常有效的途径，可以用来削减你的开支。至于说到爱…呵……你知道，我还有什么好说的呢？不要计较你发生性关系的数量，重要的是质量。从另一方面来说，如果数量降到了每八个月一次以下的话，那么我肯定要仔细检查一下了。好了，我的故事差不多讲完了，朋友们。"
"The question is: have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, you know, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye."
A：“假如上帝不存在，那么每个人都可以想干什么就干什么，那么，这样一来，有什么东西可以阻止你不去杀人呢？”
B：“杀人是不道德的。”
A：“道不道德是很主观的。”
B：“是啊，可主观性有其客观的一面。”
A：“从理性的感知体系看没有客观性。”
B：“感知本身是非理性的，它意味着迫在眉睫的事。”
A：“但是对任何系统的判断，或现象之间先验的关系，存在于任何理性的、或形而上学的、或至少是认知论上的，对一个抽象的经验主义的概念——诸如存在、或将要存在、或将要在事物内部发生、或与事物本身想联系——的矛盾之中。”
B：“是啊，这我说过许多遍了。”
A：“我们必须相信上帝。”
A: “爱就是一切，B。我希望能遇见某个男人，一起登上激情的高峰。某个能体现爱的三大要素的男人——智力上、精神上、肉体上。”
B: "嗯，我们当中这样的人可不多啊，不过，你的愿望可以实现的。"
A: "那么多女人轻易地就出卖了自己。
B: "我知道，可怜的人。"
A: "她们为金钱而结婚。"
B: "金钱！是啊，金钱。"
A: "但是，我跟你说，我会觉得，那仿佛是在浪费我的生命，如果我没有深深地爱上一个男人，一个具有令我尊敬的头脑，和在精神上与我相当的男人，他还与我有着同样的、对肉欲的激情所产生的难以抑制的贪恋，那简直让我发疯了。"
B: "你是个不可思议地复杂的女人。"
A: "我想你可以这么说：我一半是圣徒，一半是娼妓。" (I guess you can say me ‘half saint, half whole’.)
B: "看看他，如果我不杀了他，他就会把整个欧洲拖入战争。可是谋杀？苏格拉底会怎么说？所有的希腊人都是同性恋。天呐，他们的聚会一定疯狂极了。我打赌他们一定挤在克里特岛的一间房子里度过夏天.（一）苏格拉底是男人。（二）所有男人都会死。（三）所有男人都是苏格拉底。那就是说所有男人都是同性恋。我不是同性恋。当然有一次，几个哥萨克士兵朝我吹口哨。我碰巧拥有那样的体形，可以激发起两性的性趣。但是，你知道，有些男人是异性恋的，有些男人是双性恋的，而有些男人则根本对性毫无兴趣。你知道，他们就成了律师。"
A: "爱就是遭罪。为了避免遭罪，就不要去爱。但是这样一来又会因为没有爱而遭罪。因此，爱是遭罪，不爱也是遭罪，遭罪就是遭罪。要幸福就要去爱，要幸福于是就要遭罪，可是一遭罪又不觉得幸福。因此，要想不幸福就必须去爱，或因爱而遭罪，或因太多的幸福而遭罪……"
To love is to suffer,
To avoid suffering，
one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving,
therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer,
to suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love,
to be happy then is to suffer,
but then suffering makes one unhappy,.
Therefore to be unhappy one must love,
or love to suffer
or suffer from to much happiness.
B: "问题是，我有没有从生命中学到什么东西？我只知道人类可以被分为两大块：心灵和肉体。心灵拥抱所有高尚的志趣，譬如诗歌和哲学，而肉体获得所有的乐趣。重要的事，我认为是不要痛苦失望。你知道，要是果真存在着上帝，我不认为他是个坏蛋。我想你最多可以说他基本上是个力不从心的家伙。不管怎么说，你知道，生命中有比死亡更糟糕的事。我是说你要是和一个保险推销员过过一个夜晚，你就很明白我的意思了。这里的关键是，我认为，不要把死亡看成是终结，更应该把它看成是一种非常有效的途径，可以用来削减你的开支。至于说到爱…呵……你知道，我还有什么好说的呢？不要计较你发生性关系的数量，重要的是质量。从另一方面来说，如果数量降到了每八个月一次以下的话，那么我肯定要仔细检查一下了。好了，我的故事差不多讲完了，朋友们。"
"The question is: have I learned anything about life? Only that... only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here, I think, is to... to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Regarding love, heh, you know, what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that count. It's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it. Well, that's about it for me folks. Goodbye."
开头居然不是温莎字体，Woody Allen的历史穿越古装片。Diane Keaton的表演真是棒级了，乐坏我了，Woody挑逗女人时的小贱样猥琐至极。俩人真是绝配，无数冷不丁的高笑点中夹杂着令人捧腹的狂笑点。比起Mia Farrow，Keaton简直魅力增色太多，更灵动、聪明、有趣。到处穿插着睿智的哲学思考与文字游戏。
7.7 无敌老头的沙俄情结，在荒谬戏谑的神经喜剧框架中通过台词点触到爱情与死亡的哲学，从而在一片混沌之中激烈地输出自己的观点，塞满了知识分子的消遣和自嘲。
看过老头42部，原来还有这部！又一个蠢蛋+倒霉蛋的欢乐神经病，他摇摇晃晃决斗哆哆嗦嗦谋杀，他和最佳拍档掉书袋打嘴仗、和死神共舞，他戏谑老陀戏仿老伯（不愧脑残粉），他把爱或不爱的痛苦与欢乐解构得如此迂回折磨，他把生或死去调侃得如此轻松幽默，这就是骄傲的伍迪老头。
看到一个评论说伍迪艾伦多次强调《安妮·霍尔》才是自己电影生涯的真正起点，宽容点看其实这部和此前四部相比，已经开始脱胎换骨，首先极富哲学思辩的台词使影片开始脱离单纯的好玩而变得深刻起来，其次在深刻和有趣之间来回穿梭，如履平地，体现出了极好的掌控力。
【A－】怎么说呢，你永远无法拒绝这个小老头。一边是精打细算的高级文人资本主义性爱笑话，一边又是混杂着文学、影像、歌剧的戏谑与致敬，外加“爱与死”的极尽哲思。用最黑色淫荡的欢笑去高度概括人间世最为深刻的道理，这应该就是我爱伍迪艾伦的全部理由了。最后与死神共舞的那一段彻底把电影拉到了一个全新的审视高度，喜爱程度再加一星。
冷战年代的“俄国故事”，变焦镜头，后现代的荒诞，却有向苏联蒙太奇学派致敬的剪辑（战场上的羊群），伍迪艾伦首次在欧洲获奖。可以看做是他早期疯狂喜剧的最后一部（之后便是《安妮霍尔》了）。其间他与戴安娜基顿的斗嘴戏的台词已然登峰造极了。
伍迪艾伦将他擅长的风格化模仿几乎运用到信手拈来的地步。在《爱与死》中，它几乎将包括老塔与爱森斯坦在内的一系列苏联形式主义进行了致敬。它虽然包含宏大场面以及招牌式的黑色幽默，却是以此为表象提出一个宏大哲学命题：在生活中诸多不能忍受之轻面前，死亡已不值一提
不是所有人都有能力同时戏谑俄国文豪和伯格曼
“爱是遭罪，不爱也是遭罪，遭罪就是遭罪。”//七八十年代的伍迪艾伦也太好笑了 简直是个行走的吐槽机 从东到西自南向北把欧洲大陆玩了个遍//当说话者的表情一本正经地足够让人信服时不管他们说什么听的人都会相信的//其实也是非常严肃认真的关于爱与死的讨论 毕竟上帝是个混蛋 死亡也不会糟过和保险推销员待上整晚 而从另一方面来说 如果做爱次数降到每八个月一次以下的话 就应该检查下是哪里出问题了（。
7.8/10。①拿破仑侵略俄国期间贵族家庭的男主和他表姐复杂的恋情故事。②笑点不断，喜欢直视摄影机说出内心独白、持枪决斗、敲脑袋的默剧、暗杀拿破仑现场这几段。③笑点塞得太满导致情绪过载（同质于《鸭羹》但严重得多），扣2分。④把黑色幽默拍成了玩闹/无厘头喜剧，气质有一定的错位，扣0.2。
喜欢这种脑洞大开和无厘头
8/10。上帝许若死缓只延期一小时。男主欣赏歌剧和伯爵夫人调情、决斗前求婚的独白用特写表现，全景对比军营里走错正步、弄歪刀枪、钻进炮筒等洋相，突显人物滑稽样貌。搞笑的是战场上有啦啦队和卖零食，夫妻生活穷得糕点吃雪做的。戏仿[战舰波将金号]中眼镜男、石狮子蒙太奇和[假面]女人的脸交替出现。
电影在欢乐和深刻之间来回转换
伍迪艾伦早期喜剧的收尾作，虽然说是有个过渡作用，但其实真的还是超级超级超级搞笑啊！每一句台词都是吐槽，和戴安基顿吵架吵得真是让人瞠目，哈哈哈。伯格曼、爱森斯坦、历史以及各种俄国文学被玩于股掌之间。。。
战舰假面封印等致敬流早有豆论。只在无厘头的渊源上小作猜测：决斗时对空鸣枪导致双臂染红，疑似凌凌漆袁咏仪的遭遇――转射枪加吊灯；行刺途中插入一段对口，点秋香之杀人灭口居家旅行必备……另外一小段原声比较耳熟，英片马嘴的主题音乐。查了下，普罗科菲耶夫基杰中尉组曲之三基杰的婚礼。三星半。
哇真的是一如既往的黑色幽默，喜欢伍迪艾伦的电影，无论是作为导演还是演员他都很棒
90#。伍迪艾伦的‘’填字游戏‘’，‘’我”的《死屋手记》：在“我”迎接《罪与罚》的结局时，父亲来看我，他说博比克从《卡拉马佐夫兄弟》之一那儿听说，那个邻居家的男孩杀了两个女人，“我”认为他一定是被《群魔》缠身了。父亲说他本来就是个《流氓》（A Raw Youth）‘’我”认为他是个《白痴》，他表现的像是《被侮辱和被损害的》，而且我听说他是个《赌徒》。当‘’我‘’死去，跟随《第七封印》中的死神离开，妻子的《假面》在屋中凝望着我。
女主角说：爱就是遭罪，为了避免遭罪，就不要去爱，但是这样一来又会因为没有爱而遭罪，因此，爱是遭罪，不爱也是遭罪，遭罪就是遭罪。为了幸福就要去爱，要幸福于是就要遭罪，可是一遭罪又不觉得幸福。因此，要想不幸福就必须去爱，或因爱遭罪，或因太多的幸福遭罪。这概括了《被嫌弃的松子的一生》
直到最后一刻，鲍里斯还认为自己会得到赦免，英勇地走上刑场。索嘉在和女友谈论爱情的时候，见到鲍里斯跟着死神走过原野，两个人沿着湖边的树林越舞越远。
好景不长，战火再次袭来，拿破仑攻占了莫斯科，鲍里斯必须重回战场。无法忍受离别之苦的索嘉决定一劳永逸——刺杀拿破仑。于是，一对傻头傻脑的夫妻带上他们的猎枪，就这样出发了